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Are you a Dancer?

geoff — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:08:07 +0000

I don’t know quite what to make of this, or the fact that I found it so funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

geoff — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:50:17 +0000

I have nothing more to say about this.

Sad Truth.

geoff — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:23:59 +0000

Most "mad scientists" are actually just mad engineers.

So you’re saying we need to invade Iran?

geoff — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:24:09 +0000

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for food

geoff — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:06:18 +0000

[via Seth Godin]

Father Michael Pfleger Puts Fox News Reporter In His Place

geoff — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:17:15 +0000

Fox News sent some reporter (who sounds about 18 years old) out to grill Father Pfleger because he had invited Reverend Wright to church. They should have sent someone smarter.

Experience Counts

geoff — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:45:12 +0000

‘Nuff said!

No, Really?

geoff — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:43:12 +0000

From time to time, I check CPSC to see if I’ve bought anything that might be unsafe. These are just too funny, though:

And that’s just January. Aren’t candles in general, particularly if burned indoors unattended, a fire hazard?

WIN AT YELLING

geoff — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 18:44:42 +0000

Oh yes. It’s real.

Here’s to the Crazy Ones

geoff — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:50:05 +0000

Remember the poem Apple used in that 1990s “Think Different” ad campaign? A poster calling him- or herself “The Pants” over at ars has offered us a new ending for it:

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some see them as the crazy ones,
We see people who should have their iPhones bricked.